Camp Here & There

Good morning, campers!

Camp Here & There is a weekly horror comedy podcast tuned in to the loudspeakers of a small midwestern sleepaway camp plagued by supernatural terrors and natural disasters. Sydney Sargent, resident camp nurse, cheerfully reports on all the terror we must face with a big smile. Nothing strange about that!

 

Written and directed by Blue Woolf and Nicholas Belov.

 

Recurring cast includes Blue Woolf, Corey Wilder, Crystal Lee, Emily Safko, Gianni Matragrano, JV Hampton-VanSant, Mikee Joaquin, Nicholas Belov (as season 1 Jedidiah), Ryan Henning, Tom Antonellis, Tom Laflin, Ty Coker, and Susan Dohan.

 

Sound editing by Emily Safko
Sound design by Blue Woolf

 

Original soundtrack composed and produced by Will Wood and Jonathon Maisto.

 

Disclaimer: Camp Here & There deals with mature themes and graphic horror which may not be suitable for all audiences.

The Muse of the Elephant / The Elephant in the Room

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Audio data from various sources, detailing events which occurred at SITE10 on day 978 and 979.

The Pyre of the Muse

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Audio data from various sources, detailing the events which occurred at SITE2 on day 977.

The Nurse is Building a Pyre

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Audio data from various sources, detailing the events which occurred at SITE2 on day 977.

The Basket Case of the Nurse’s Building

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Audio data from various sources, detailing the events which occurred at SITE2 on day 977.

The Eggs of a Basket Case

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Audio data from various sources, detailing the events which occurred at SITE2 on day 976.

The Meantime with Eggs

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Audio data from various sources, detailing the events which occurred at SITE2 on day 975.

The Clock of Meantime

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Audio data from various sources, detailing… some things ENTITY2 said on day 974.

The Hunt for the Clock

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Audio data from various sources, detailing a private meeting which occurred at SITE2 on day 974.

The Hatred of the Hunt

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Audio data from various sources, detailing the events which occurred at SITE2 on day 972.

The Casket of Hatred

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Audio data from various sources, detailing a private meeting which occurred at SITE2 on day 972.

The Wood of the Caskets

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Audio data from various sources, detailing the events which occurred at SITE2 on day 971.

The Secrets of the Woods

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Audio data from various sources, detailing the events which occurred at SITE2 on day 970.

The Boys of Secrets

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Audio data from various sources, detailing the events which occurred at SITE2 on day 969. (NICE AGAIN -AGENT23)

The Trees of Boys

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Audio data from various sources, detailing a private meeting which occurred at SITE2 on day 969. (NICE -AGENT23)

The Anxiety of the Trees

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Audio data from various sources, detailing the events which occurred at SITE2 on day 968.

The Hive of Anxiety

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Audio data from various sources, detailing the events which occurred at SITE2 on day 967.

The Hallucination of the Hive

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Audio data from various sources, detailing the events which occurred at SITE2 on day 966.

The Reality of Hallucination

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Audio data from various sources, detailing the events which occurred at SITE2 on day 965.

The Toilet of Reality

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Audio data from various sources, detailing events which occurred at SITE2 on day 965.

The Stones in Toilets

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Audio data from various sources, detailing events which occurred at SITE2 on day 964.

The Mother of Stones

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Audio data from various sources, detailing events which occurred at SITE2 on day 963.

The Love of Mother

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Audio data from various sources, detailing events which occurred at SITE2 on day 962.

The Labors of Love

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Audio data from various sources, detailing events which occurred at SITE2 on day 961.

The Enemies of Labor

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Audio data from various sources, detailing events which occurred at SITE2 on day 960.

The Friendship of Enemies

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Audio data from a single source, detailing a private meeting which occurred at SITE2 on day 960.

The Goo of Friendship

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Audio data from various sources, detailing the events which occurred at SITE2 on day 959.

The World of Goo

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Audio data from various sources, detailing the events which occurred at SITE2 on day 958.

The Norms of the World

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Audio data from various sources, detailing the events which occurred at SITE2 on day 957.

The Reversal of Norms

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Audio data from various sources, detailing the events which occurred at SITE2 on day 956.

The Prophecy of Reversal

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Audio data from various sources, detailing the events which occurred at SITE2 on day 955.

The Squall of Prophecy

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Audio data from various sources, detailing the events which occurred at SITE2 on day 954.

The End of the Squall

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Audio data from various sources, detailing the events which occurred at SITE2 on day 953.

The Beginning of the End

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Audio data from various sources detailing the events which occurred at SITE2 on day 952.

Welcome to Camp Here & There!

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Looking to enroll your child in a normal, everyday, average summer camp? Look no further!

Characters

SYDNEY O. SARGENT

 

GenderMale (FtM)
HeightNot much
EyesLight
HairDecorated with natural items
Notable TraitsLong, dark hair; long, dark eyebags
BirthdateThe Second Eclipse of Winter, 24 years ago
BirthplaceThe lowlands (but not quite the lowest lands)
OccupationCamp Nurse

Sanguine, mischievous, and slowly dying of a plethora of chronic disease, Sydney Sargent is the nurse at Camp Here & There. His open-book policy regarding the operations of the camp staff makes him unpopular with his coworkers, though the kids often appreciate him. 

 

He’s rambly, moody, strange, and blunt, but he cares immensely about the campers, and you won’t find a more spirited mealtime announcer!

 

(However, He never actually graduated from medical school, meaning he never actually took the hippocratic oath. So. Y’know… be careful).

 

JEDIDIAH A. A. MARTIN

GENDERMale
HeightMiddling
EyesDark
HairBrown and tousled, what’s he been up to?
Notable TraitsSilly little lab coat; silly little glasses
BirthdateThe Ides of Spring
BirthplaceDirt, Texas
OccupationAssistant Nurse

Jedidiah might seem distant, distracted, closed-off, or self-involved, but the truth is that he’s only got the time to worry about what really matters — and what really matters is the top-secret, dubiously legal science experiment he’s been working on in the back office. 

 

He and his co-nurse seem to have an extensive history together, but nobody can quite figure out the status of their relationship. All we know is that if anyone can get Jedidiah to stick his head out of his office every once in a while, it’s Sydney.

LUCILLE S. BERTUCCELLI

GenderFemale
HeightTowering
EyesStern
HairAs grey as her tone
Notable TraitsLong fingers; long shadow
BirthdayWay back when
BirthplaceCamp Here & There
OccupationCamp Director

Don’t be fooled by her gruff, cold demeanor and the flamethrower that she keeps on hand at all times — Lucille is the very model of a modern camp director; a paragon of leadership, responsibility, and maternal charm. 

 

Most campers have never actually spoken to her, so her personality and true motivations have become shrouded in rumor — but let’s clear those nasty rumors up right now. Lucille is just the best. And she has your best interests in mind at all times. Got it? Good. Don’t make me have this talk with you again.

THE ELEPHANT MAN

GenderMale
EyesHe has them
Hair(Dirty) blond
HeightUp there
Notable TraitsDazzling teeth; dizzying aura
BirthdayNobody’s quite sure
BirthplaceIt’s really anyone’s guess
OccupationFreak

Who is this dude? The tall, gangly weirdo in the bloodstained scrubs and the pink elephant mask who we keep getting reports about? He mostly skulks around the forested outskirts of the campgrounds, but from time to time someone will claim they saw him peering in through a cabin window or sneaking out the back of the cafeteria. 

 

Not to mention the reports of personal effects going missing — could it all be connected? 

 

Until we figure out what this guy’s deal is, best be careful about wandering around the campgrounds.

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